Funny Joke

A man was cruising on his Harley up the California coast when suddenly the
sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because
you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.



The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over
anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of
the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required
reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!
It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. Of course I can do it, but
it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little
more time and think of something that could
possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I
wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how a woman
feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment,
why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can
make a Woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

Addison May Be Leaving Grey's

Details on the 'Grey's Anatomy' Spinoff

Wanna hear a secret? No, not the Oprah/Law of Attraction kind. But the juicy, exclusive, behind-the scenes kind, from an insider who offers insight into the much-buzzed about "Grey's Anatomy" spin-off.

ABC and creator Shonda Rhimes have been so hush-hush about the "enhanced" two-hour "Grey's" May episode -- which will introduce a new life for Kate Walsh's Dr. Addison Montgomery -- that during a development presentation with advertisers last week, the cast of the new show was trotted on stage but were not allowed to divulge any details.

So we will:

Following her recent disastrous romantic misfortunes, Addison travels to Santa Monica, Calif., to seek advice from her old medical school pals, Naomi (Merrin Dungey) and Jackson (Taye Diggs) whom she believes have it all: a beautiful teenage daughter, a great marriage and a highly successful health cooperative.

Addison quickly learns that Jackson, also a successful TV health guru, has divorced Naomi. During the visit, Addison also meets the rest of the gang at the cooperative: a widowed alternative medicine doctor, a self-doubting therapist, and a male gynecologist who knows little about women, and realizes she is on familiar ground.

Addison concludes that the personal lives of the people around her may be a mess, but professionally they stand out. (Sounds like those crazy interns, right?) So she decides to leave Seattle Grace behind and join the Oceanside Wellness Group team.

That is, of course, if ABC picks up the series, which is a good bet since the cast -- which also includes Chris Lowell ("Veronica Mars"), Amy Brenneman ("Judging Amy"), Tim Daly ("The Nine") and Paul Adelstein ("Prison Break") -- was already paraded before the people with the big bucks.

Some Ways to Procrastinate Studying for those Finals

There you go :)

Another New Song of the Week

Since I lagged last week, I decided to fit 2 or so into this week. Unfortunately in the past month I listened to a ton of new music but I am gonna have to go with this song on account that it's an amazing album!

New song of the week!

Added another new song of the week, enjoy!

Halo 24 - Year Zero!

Finally Halo 24 - aka Year Zero - Nine Inch Nails is out and I just got my copy tonight. I have listened to a few songs already and it is amazing. A realyl cool thing about the cd is the the cd actually changes colors while you play it!

YouTube Customer Care Video

I found this video absolutely hilarious. I can only imagine what a YouTube emplyee goes through on a daily basis.

Shown to me by John

Updated Song of the Week

I have once again updated the song of the week.

I also added a new section to my blog to permanently keep track of the songs of the week!
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Song of the Week History
I Still Remember - Bloc Party
Hard to Explain - The Strokes
Survivalism - Nine Inch Nails